Hilarious Things You Can Say At Hospital And In Bed

Don’t worry, he’s a child specialist.

Sorry, only one of you can stay for the night.

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No, don’t be afraid, he’s particularly nice with children.

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Oh, so you brought you mom as well.

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You may bleed a little, but don’t worry.

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Don’t worry, you won’t feel any pain.

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Take this and lie down for a minute.

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Okay take off your shirt now.

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It got swollen the last time I was here.

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