What do you call a Dinosaur who just had sex? A Mega Sore Ass
What do you call a useless piece of skin on a dick? The Man
What's the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”? Umm, About 3 inches
Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”
What is pink in color, goes in hard and comes out soft and wet? A Bubble Gum
What comes after 69? A Mouthwash
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. “Yes” is the answer.