What do you call a Dinosaur who just had sex? A Mega Sore Ass

What do you call a useless piece of skin on a dick? The Man

What's the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”? Umm, About 3 inches

Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

What is pink in color, goes in hard and comes out soft and wet? A Bubble Gum

What comes after 69? A Mouthwash

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. “Yes” is the answer.