What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

What do you call a guy with a small p*nis? Justin!

Men and women can be friends without any s*x involved. It’s called marriage.

Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

I think s*x is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

What’s 72? 69 with three people watching.

With a great p*nis, comes great responsibility.