My spouse’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met

A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

Husband: I need space Wife: Join NASA …

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.