Super Hilarious Husband Wife Jokes

My spouse’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met

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A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

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My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

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Husband: I need space Wife: Join NASA …

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

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I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

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