My spouse’s cooking is so bad we usually
pray after our food.
ideal marriage is
between a deaf man and a blind woman.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years.
Then we met
A married man’s best asset is …
My wife gives me sound advice:
99% sound and 1% advice
Husband: I need space Wife:
Join NASA …
Never laugh at your wife’s choices.
You are one of them.
I felt incomplete until I married you.
Now I’m finished.