effective way to remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it once.
Wedding Rings –
The world’s smallest handcuffs.
I felt incomplete
until I married you. Now I’m finished.
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices.
You are one of them.
Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said
I was blaming you.
All men are idiots, and
I married their king.
My wife gives me sound advice:
99% sound and 1% advice