The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice