Super Hilarious Husband Wife Jokes

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

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I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

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Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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All men are idiots, and I married their king.

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My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

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