What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Answer: Boo-bees

What do you call a scientific study about p*nis size? Hard evidence.

Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

S*x without cond*ms is magical… A baby appears and the father disappears.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Why do bunnies have soft sex? Answer: they have cotton balls.

A bio teacher told her students: “for the best penetrations 6 – 7 inch penis is best.”

Save a life: A blowjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease!