Super Hilarious Double Meaning Jokes

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Answer: Boo-bees

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Sx without condms is magical… A baby appears and the father disappears.

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Why do bunnies have soft sex? Answer: they have cotton balls.

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Save a life: A blowjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease!

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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Answer: Boo-bees

S*x without cond*ms is magical… A baby appears and the father disappears.

Why do bunnies have soft sex? Answer: they have cotton balls.

Save a life: A blowjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease!

Sx without condms is magical… A baby appears and the father disappears.