What is common between good boyfriends and parking spaces? Both are already taken.
When bankers break up with their partner? When they seem to lose “interest”.
Me: “I love you.” You: “Is that you or the wine talking?” Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”
Wife: Want dinner? Husband: What's the choice? Wife: Yes and no.
What’s common between girlfriend and X-ray? Both can see right through you.
Why do brides cry at their wedding? Because they can’t marry the best man.
What do you call it when two nachos fall for each other? A relation-dip.
Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper.