My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash
at your place tonight?
My wife and I always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong,
and she agrees.
Sometimes
I look at my boyfriend
and think… Damn. He is a lucky man.
Do you
believe in love
at first sight or should I walk by again?
I
love you more than coffee.
But please don’t make me prove it.
I think you are suffering…from
a lack of vitamin me.
I want to
spend the rest of my life
trying to get out of debt with you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and me
together.
Love is not having to
hold in your gas anymore.