My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn. He is a lucky man.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.