You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

What do you call it when two nachos fall for each other? A relation-dip.

I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn. He is one lucky man.