Funny Phrases To Say At Wedding And In Bed

God damn it! That was expensive

I’m so glad my family is here

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Are you 100% sure we’re not related?

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I swear I put it, but I can’t find it now

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Isn’t she too young for you?

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I’m here just for the cake

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My younger sister is next in line

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We don’t have time for speeches

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