Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

What comes after 69? A Mouthwash

What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.

If a threes*me is with three people and a twos*me with two, now I understand why people call me ‘handsome

Why are P*nises the lightest things in the world? Even thoughts can raise them.

S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

What’s the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”? Umm, About 4 inches.