Three words to ruin a man’s ego…?
“Is it in?”
What comes after 69?
A Mouthwash
What do you call a person who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
If a
threes*me
is with three people and a
twos*me
with two, now I understand why people call me ‘
handsome
’
Why are P*nises the lightest things in the world?
Even thoughts can raise them
.
S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question.
“Yes” is the answer.
What’s the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”?
Umm, About 4 inches.
Life is
like a p*nis…
Often hard for no reason