9 Naughty Jokes To Turn On Your Partner

Sx is not the answer. Sx is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place

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S*x is like a pizza. When it’s good, it’s very good. when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good

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What’s the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”? About four inches.

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Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine!

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I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

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Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

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Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

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Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

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S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off at my place

S*x is like a pizza. When it’s good, it’s very good. when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good

What’s the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”? About four inches.

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine!

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

Sx is not the answer. Sx is the question. “Yes” is the answer.