What do you call scientific study of  p*nis size? Hard evidence.

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

Bio teacher was telling her students: “for the best penetrations 6 – 7 inch p*nis is best.”

What two words will clear out a men’s restroom? “nice dick!”

What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader.

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

Prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers like angels..!!

What did the ghost say to the beehive? Boobees.