Relationships
are like
algebra
. Have you ever looked at your
X
and wondered
Y?
You know what makes & keeps a relationship great ? A touch of humor!
You are like
my asthma
. You just take my breath away.
Definition of Honeymoon:
A man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss.
Title 2
Wife: Do you want
dinner
?
Husband: Sure, what are my
choices
?
Wife: Yes and no.
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Never laugh
at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.
How the word
“Wife”
was invented? They took the first two and last two letters of
“Wildlife”!
I think you are suffering…from a
lack of vitamin me.