Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

You know what makes & keeps a relationship great ? A touch of humor!

You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Definition of Honeymoon:  A man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss.

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Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and no.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

How the word “Wife” was invented? They took the first two and last two letters of “Wildlife”!