You are like asthma because you just take my breath away.

Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

If love is blind, then why lingerie is popular?

What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.

The funniest joke of all time is my love life.