You
are like asthma
because you just take my breath away.
Wedding Rings
– The world’s smallest handcuffs.
The
secret of a happy marriage
remains a secret.
If love is blind,
then why lingerie is popular?
What is the
ultimate reason for divorce?
Marriage.
Baby,
you make my floppy disk
turn into a hard drive.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
The
funniest joke
of all time is my love life.
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