Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn. He is one lucky man.

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.