Wedding Rings – World’s smallest handcuffs.

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and Suffering.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer.

Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Husband: I need space … Wife: Join NASA …

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice