Couple Jokes To Keep The Spark Alive

Wedding Rings – World’s smallest handcuffs.

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and Suffering.

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Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

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My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer.

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Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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Husband: I need space … Wife: Join NASA …

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All men are idiots, and I married their king.

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My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

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