Definition of honeymoon:
A man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss!
The ideal
marriage
is between a
deaf
man and a
blind
woman.
My
spouse’s cooking is so bad
we usually pray after our food.
Make love, not war,
and If you want both, get
married
.
A wise man once said,
“I don’t know. ask my wife.”
My wife and I
were
happy
for 20 years.
Then we
met
I’m not a yes man to my wife—
when she says no,
I say no.
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
I play the world’s most
dangerous
sport. I
disagree
with my wife.