The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

My spouse’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

Make love, not war, and If you want both, get married.

A wise man once said, “I don’t know. ask my wife.”

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met

I’m not a yes man to my wife—when she says no, I say no.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.