The most effective way
to remember your wife’s birthday
is to forget it once.
A married man’s best asset is … His
‘Lie-Ability’
My wife and I were happy for 20 years.
Then we met
Husband: I need space …
Wife: Join NASA …
I felt
incomplete
until I married you. Now I’m
finished
.
Wedding Rings
– The world’s smallest
handcuffs
.
Never laugh
at your wife’s
choices
. You are one of them.
My wife let me
remove all her
clothes
last night
.
From the
dryer
.
All men are
idiots,
and I married their
king
.