The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met

Husband: I need space … Wife: Join NASA …

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer.