Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bull. Bull who?  Bullshitter!

Knock knock. Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette you finish.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kiss. Kiss who? Kiss me!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Tuna. Tuna who? Tuna piano if it sounds off-key.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yah Yah who? I prefer Google.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Sue. Sue who? I’ll see you in court!