9 Rizz Jokes To Leave You Crying With Laughter

What’s you favorite subject? Quantum Rizzics.

I think I’m in love with you because you’re sweet a pie.

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How about we couple our equations tonight?

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The only SOLO win I want to have it YOU!

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If you were a triangle, you would be an Acute one.

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Can I be the meteor to you tilted tower?

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Hey girl! Do you want to see my tilted tower?

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That dude in the rizzed pajamas

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I’m like Sine and you’re like Cosine, let’s make tangent.

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