I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin “ME”.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Love – is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.

What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

The funniest joke of all time is my love life.