8 Relationship Jokes To Keep the Love Alive

I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin “ME”.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Love – is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.

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What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

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The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

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