Funniest Relationship Jokes To Tell Your Partner

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Love helps to kill time and time helps to kill love.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth .

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The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

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Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

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Husband: I need space …Wife: Join NASA!!

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My doctor says I am lacking vitamin U.

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