The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

Love helps to kill time and time helps to kill love.

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth .

The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

Husband: I need space …Wife: Join NASA!!

My doctor says I am lacking vitamin U.