You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring

Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

What do you call a man made out of garbage? Your ex-boyfriend.