My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?
You are
like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Love is
not having to hold in your gas anymore.
How did the telephone propose
to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Can I borrow a kiss from you?
I promise you that I will give it back.
Never laugh
at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them
.
If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I would put U and me together.
I want to spend the rest of my life
trying to get out of debt with you.
What do you call a man made out of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.