9 Croissant Jokes To Make You Roll With Butter

Who is married to my mean uncle? My croissant.

What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.

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What do you call French macaroni? Sbaguete and croissant

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Why did the croissant go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.

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Why was the croissant never cold? He had many layers.

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What did the croissant say to its chef?… Butter me up.

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Paris, I hope our paths will croissant again.

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Nothing is quite as sweet as a croiss-ssant

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A croissant’s favorite exercise is the crescent lunge.

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