Who is married to my mean uncle? My croissant.

What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.

What do you call French macaroni? Sbaguete and croissant

Why did the croissant go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.

Why was the croissant never cold? He had many layers.

What did the croissant say to its chef?… Butter me up.

Paris, I hope our paths will croissant again.

Nothing is quite as sweet as a croiss-ssant

A croissant’s favorite exercise is the crescent lunge.