Funniest Relationship Jokes Of All Time

A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

All girls are devils, but my girlfriend is the queen of them.

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I’m not a yes man to my girlfriend —when she says no, I say no.

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My GF's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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My ex wrote me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

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The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

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