A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

All girls are devils, but my girlfriend is the queen of them.

I’m not a yes man to my girlfriend —when she says no, I say no.

My GF's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

My ex wrote me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

Definition of honeymoon: A man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss!!

Marrying someone for their good looks is like buying a house for the paint color.

The most effective way to remember your GF's birthday is to forget it once.