What's the difference between a girl and PC ?
PC won’t laugh at 3-inch
What do strippers have instead of air conditioning in their houses?
What do you get
when you cross a dick
with a potato? A dictator!
Why is 88 superior to 69?
Because you get ate twice.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
On a nudist beach, how do you detect the blind guy?
It’s not hard.
bunnies have soft sex?
Answer: They have cotton balls.
My ex-wife still misses me. But
her aim is steadily improving.