My spouse’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

A wise man once said, “I don’t know. ask my wife.”

Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.

All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

Husband: I need space … Wife: Join NASA