spouse’s cooking is so bad
we usually pray after our food.
The ideal marriage
is between a deaf man and a blind woman.
A wise man once said
, “I don’t know. ask my wife.”
Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
All girls are devils
, but my wife is the queen of them.
A married man’s best asset is …
My wife gives me sound advice:
99% sound and 1% advice
Husband: I need space …
Wife: Join NASA