Funniest Double Meaning Jokes Of 2022

What two words will clear out a men’s restroom? “nice dick!”

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Why are women more talkative than men? Because they have four lips.

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What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

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What’s hard, long, and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Fck A Girl & She’ll Love You, Love A Girl & She’ll Fck You!

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What two words will clear out a men’s restroom? “nice dick!”

Why are women more talkative than men? Because they have four lips.

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

What’s hard, long, and full of seamen? A submarine.

F*ck A Girl & She’ll Love You, Love A Girl & She’ll F*ck You!

Fck A Girl & She’ll Love You, Love A Girl & She’ll Fck You!