What two words will clear out a men’s restroom? “nice dick!”

What goes in hard and dry then comes out wet and soft? Answer: Chewing gum

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why are women more talkative than men? Because they have four lips.

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

What’s hard, long, and full of seamen? A submarine.

F*ck A Girl & She’ll Love You, Love A Girl & She’ll F*ck You!

What are 6 inches and leaves white stuff all over your face? A toothbrush.