Girl: What’s up..? Boy: If I tell you, would you sit on it?

Modern man’s thinking: My heart belongs to one lady but, I have spe*m for the rest

Sex is like a pizza. when it’s good, it’s very good. when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good

What do strippers have instead of air conditioning in their houses? Only Fans

What did the ghost say to the beehive? Boobees.

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.

What’s the most sensitive part of a man’s body during masturbation? His ears.

Prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers like angels..!!