Girl: What’s up..? Boy: If I tell you, would you sit on it?
Modern man’s thinking: My heart belongs to one lady but, I have spe*m for the rest
Sex is like a pizza. when it’s good, it’s very good. when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good
What do strippers have instead of air conditioning in their houses? Only Fans
What’s the most sensitive part of a man’s body during masturbation? His ears.
Prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers like angels..!!