Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Get on your knees. You know what to do.

What’s the difference between “Ooh” and “Aah”? About four inches.

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

I like your style, I like your class. But most of all, I like your a*s.

You make me feel like a unicorn. Wild and horny.

I love you to the bedroom and back.