Dirtiest Relationship Jokes On Which You Will Cover Your Eyes

What comes after 69? A Mouthwash

A bl*wjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease!

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What’s long and hard and full of s*men? A submarine!

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What do you call a guy with a small p*nis? Justin!

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Don’t judge women by kilos, and you won’t be judged by centimeters.

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Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

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