What comes after 69? A Mouthwash

A bl*wjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease!

Why are women more talkative than men? Because they have four lips.

What’s long and hard and full of s*men? A submarine!

What do you call a scientific study about p*nis size? Hard evidence

What do you call a guy with a small p*nis? Justin!

Don’t judge women by kilos, and you won’t be judged by centimeters.

Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”