9 Deez Nuts Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches

Go sit on that over there. Sit on what? Sit on deez nuts.

Do you want to play with these? These what? Deez nuts.

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Can I borrow your pen? Why don’t you borrow deez nuts?

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What kind of nuts gets bad grades? Deez nuts.

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We need to soak these. Soak what? Soak deez nuts.

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I think Dee is hitting on me. Who is Dee? Deez Nuts.

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You have UCD right? What is UCD? UC-Deez nuts, don’t you?

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What are you doing with Deez Nuts in ya hands?

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What’s up with you and Deez Nuts in your mouth?

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