Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I will give it back.

I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees.

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn. He is one lucky man.

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

What is common between good boyfriends and parking spaces? Both are already taken.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.