You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

Do you know why boyfriends are like cars? Because they drive you crazy!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?