Cute And Funny Couple Jokes

You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

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Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

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Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

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Do you know why boyfriends are like cars? Because they drive you crazy!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

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I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

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I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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