9 Best One Liner Relationship Jokes

I’m no photographer, but I can capture us together.

You are like asthma because you just take my breath away.

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Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

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Can you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

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Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

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All men are idiots, and I married their king.

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You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

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In a room full of art, I will only stare at you.

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Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

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