I’m no photographer, but I can capture us together.

You are like asthma because you just take my breath away.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

Can you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

In a room full of art, I will only stare at you.

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.