What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What do you
call a guy with a small p*nis?
Justin
Three words to ruin
a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”
Roses are red. Violets are fine.
You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
Is your name highway? Because
I want to ride you all night
long!
I lost my keys…
can I check your pants?
I think
s*x is better
than logic, but I can’t prove it.
What’s 72?
69 with three people watching.
Please
tell your t*ts
to stop looking at my eyes.
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