Bedroom Banter: Naughty Jokes For Couples

What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

What do you call a guy with a small p*nis? Justin

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Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

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Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

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Is your name highway? Because I want to ride you all night long!

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I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

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I think s*x is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

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What’s 72? 69 with three people watching.

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Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.

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