What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

What do you call a guy with a small p*nis? Justin

Three words to ruin a man’s ego…? “Is it in?”

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Is your name highway? Because I want to ride you all night long!

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

I think s*x is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

What’s 72? 69 with three people watching.

Please tell your t*ts to stop looking at my eyes.