9 Dirtiest Adult Jokes to Text Your Partner Right Now

The Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Is your name highway? Because I want to ride you all night long!

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I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

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I think s*x is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

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What starts with “D” and ends with “ick”? Drumstick

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Sx is not the answer. Sx is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

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With a great p*nis, comes great responsibility.

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What did the pnis say to the vgina? Don’t make me come in there!

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