The Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine.

Is your name highway? Because I want to ride you all night long!

I lost my keys… can I check your pants?

I think s*x is better than logic, but I can’t prove it.

What starts with “D” and ends with “ick”? Drumstick

S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

With a great p*nis, comes great responsibility.

What did the p*nis say to the v*gina? Don’t make me come in there!