The Roses are red. Violets are fine.
You be the six. I’ll be the nine.
Is your name highway?
Because I want to ride you all night long!
I lost my keys… can I
check your pants?
I think s*x is better
than logic, but I can’t prove it.
What starts with “D” and ends with “ick”?
S*x is not the answer. S*x is the question.
“Yes” is the answer.
With a great p*nis,
comes great responsibility.
What did the p*nis say to the v*gina?
Don’t make me come in there!