Wedding Rings –
The world’s smallest handcuffs.
I felt incomplete until I married you.
Now I’m finished.
Marriage is a three-ring
circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices.
You are one of them.
Husband: I need space …
Wife: Join NASA
All men are idiots,
and I married their king.
My wife gives me
sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice
A married man’s best asset is …
Full form of Wife:
E- Every time