Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

Husband: I need space … Wife: Join NASA

All men are idiots, and I married their king.

My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

Full form of Wife: W- Without I- Information F- Fight E- Every time