Never laugh at your girlfriend’s
choices… you are one of them.
The secret of a happy marriage
remains a secret.
Love is not having
to hold in your farts anymore
A husband is living proof
that a wife can take a joke.
My husband wanted space.
So I locked him outside.
Love may be blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener.
If nothing lasts forever,
will you be my nothing?
You can’t buy love,
but you can pay dearly for it.
You’re like dandruff.
I just can’t get you off my head.
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