Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices… you are one of them.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

My husband wanted space. So I locked him outside.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You can’t buy love, but you can pay dearly for it.

You’re like dandruff. I just can’t get you off my head.