9 Best Husband Wife Jokes for Every Couple

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

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My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice

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Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

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Husband: I need space … Wife: Join NASA

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Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

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I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.

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All men are idiots, and I married their king.

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All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

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