The most effective way
to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
A married man’s best asset is …
My wife gives
me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice
Wedding Rings –
The world’s smallest handcuffs.
Husband: I need space …
Wife: Join NASA
Wife to Husband:
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
I felt incomplete
until I married you. Now I’m finished.
All men are idiots,
and I married their king.
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.