Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Husband: I need space …Wife: Join NASA!!

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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

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If love is blind, then why lingerie is popular?

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

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What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

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You make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

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