Husband: I need space …
Wife: Join NASA!!
Love may be blind,
but marriage is a real eye-opener.
The
funniest joke
of all time is my love life.
A husband is living proof that a
wife can take a joke.
You make my floppy disk turn
into a hard drive.
What is the ultimate reason for divorce?
Marriage.
If love is blind, then why
lingerie is popular?
The
secret of a happy marriage
remains a secret.
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