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Compilation of Best Santa Banta Jokes In English
Referee – ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee – Why are you not running…?
Santa – My number is 4.😂😂
While walking on a street Santa Banta finds a 100 rupee note lying down.
Santa – What should we do now?
Banta– We’ll take 50:50.
Santa– What about the remaining 900?
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How? I just sold a Radio to you.
Santa: The label of Radio shows that it is made in China but Radio says “All India Radio”🤣🤣🤣
Teacher: Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend, and Wife.
Santa answered: Prepaid, Postpaid and Unlimited.😂😂
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 5th floor of a building and it caught fire then how can you escape from there?
Santa: It’s simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Santa: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR🤣🤣🤣
Santa– Oye! What are you doing?
Banta– Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa– Why?
Banta: When she grows up, I will definitely ask her what she meant by that.
Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
Santa: Because it’s worth it.🤣🤣🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. A man orders a drink,’ Johnnie Walker, single’ who is to the left of Santa, and another man orders ‘Jack Daniels, single’ who is to the right of Banta.
Then Santa says. ‘Santa Singh, married.’
Santa went to the temple & saw people putting coins in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through a coin only without the receiver. 😂
The most dangerous joke to date:
Banta: How was the word ‘Wife’ invented?
Santa: Someone took the first two and the last two letters of Wildlife!
Santa: I have more Fans than You..
Banta: That’s not a huge thing, I have an AC at my home.
A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell,
Santa doesn’t turn up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily for 4 days,
I am coming here and pressing the bells for 4 days.😂
Some More Santa Banta Jokes In English
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Teacher: Translate this sentence in English – Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?
Santa Thinking….
And answered…
“FLUSH”😂😂
Santa ki Biwi came naked in the drawing-room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Santa screamed – Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??
Wife : Woh jee Recipe book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa.
“Serve Hot without any dressing …. Guests will enjoy it.”😂
Ambani vs Santa.
This one is ultimate:
Ambani: If I get out in my car from the morning I can’t even see half of my property till evening
Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. humne to Bech di
Santa was fixing a bomb in a car.
Banta: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing
Santa: Don’t worry, I have one more.
In an interview, Santa was asked how an electric motor runs?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…😂😂
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car?
Lady: I Forgot The Name, But It Starts With ‘T’.
Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know Start With Petrol.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was the same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
Santa: I Think That Girl Is Deaf..
Banta: How Do You Know?
Santa: I Told her I Love Her, But then she showed me her slippers.
Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied
French: I Think I Don’t Smoke (Died).
American: I Think I Love My Wife (Died).
Santa: I Think.. (Died)😂😂
Santa calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Santa: Whenever I typed the password of the computer, it showed star and star only. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Those stars protect you from the person standing behind you so that he can’t read your password.
Santa – Yes, that’s ok but stars appear even if no one is standing behind me.
Help Desk – Facepalm 😂😂
Santa: Let’s Go For a Movie.
Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today..
Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.🤣🤣
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