Santa Banta, a legendary comedic duo, has become synonymous with light-hearted humor and delightful anecdotes that tickle the funny bones of people across generations. In this blog, we will take you to the best Santa Banta jokes in English today.
Santa Banta jokes have gained popularity through various mediums such as books, television shows, movies, and the Internet.
These jokes usually follow a particular pattern where Santa initiates a conversation or scenario, often leading to a comical misunderstanding or a humorous punchline.
So, get ready to chuckle and enjoy a collection of Santa Banta jokes in English that will bring a smile to your face and brighten your day!
So sit back and relax, here comes the laughter ride –
Compilation of Best Santa Banta Jokes In English
Referee – ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Santa.
Referee – Why are you not running…?
Santa – My number is 4.😂😂
While walking on a street Santa Banta finds a 100 rupee note lying down.
Santa – What should we do now?
Banta– We’ll take 50:50.
Santa– What about the remaining 900?
Santa: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How? I just sold a Radio to you.
Santa: The label of the Radio shows that it is made in China but Radio says “All India Radio”🤣🤣🤣
Santa: Banta, why did you take a ladder to the restaurant?
Banta: Because I heard they had really high prices!
Teacher: Tell me the difference between a Callgirl, Girlfriend, and Wife.
Santa answered: Prepaid, Postpaid, and Unlimited.😂😂
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 5th floor of a building and it caught fire then how can you escape from there?
Santa: It’s simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Santa: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Santa: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR🤣🤣🤣
Santa: Banta, did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar?
Banta: No, what happened?
Santa: He got twelve months!
Santa– Oye! What are you doing?
Banta– Recording this baby’s voice.
Banta: When she grows up, I will definitely ask her what she meant by that.
Banta: Why is divorce so expensive?
Santa: Because it’s worth it.🤣🤣🤣
Santa goes into a bar in New York. A man orders a drink,’ Johnnie Walker, single’ who is to the left of Santa, and another man orders ‘Jack Daniels, single’ who is to the right of Banta.
Then Santa says. ‘Santa Singh married.’
Banta sent an SMS to his pregnant wife. Less than a minute later, the report came on his phone and he started dancing. The report said, ‘Delivered’.
Santa went to the temple & saw people putting coins in boxes & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through a coin only without the receiver. 😂
The most dangerous joke to date:
Banta: How was the word ‘Wife’ invented?
Santa: Someone took the first two and the last two letters of Wildlife!
Santa: I have more Fans than You.
Banta: That’s not a huge thing, I have an AC at my home.
How can Santa kill a lion?
Santa thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let the lion eat me. O bolo ta ra ra
A lady calls Santa for repairing doorbell,
Santa doesn’t turn up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, and Santa replies,
I’m coming daily for 4 days,
I am coming here and pressing the bells for 4 days.😂
Some More Santa Banta Jokes In English
At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Teacher: Translate this sentence in English – Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?
A Bank manager asks Santa in an interview: “What is a cyclone”
Santa: “It is the loan given to purchase a cycle”
Santa ki Biwi came naked into the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests.
Santa screamed – Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??
Wife : Woh jee Recipe book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa.
“Serve Hot without any dressing …. Guests will enjoy it.”😂
Ambani vs Santa.
This one is ultimate:
Ambani: If I get out in my car in the morning I can’t even see half of my property till evening
Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. humne to Bech di
Santa was fixing a bomb in a car.
Banta: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing
Santa: Don’t worry, I have one more.
In an interview, Santa was asked how an electric motor runs.
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…😂😂
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?
Santa: Sir, the skeleton is a person who started dieting,
but forgot to stop it!!
Santa: What Is The Name Of Your Car?
Lady: I Forgot The Name, But It Starts With ‘T’.
Santa: Oh, What A Strange Car, Starts With Tea. All Cars That I Know to Start With Petrol.
Santa is reading a newspaper.
News: “Indian athlete lost the gold medal in long jump”
Santa comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear a gold medal while jumping!!!
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was the same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
Santa: I Think That Girl Is Deaf.
Banta: How Do You Know?
Santa: I Told her I Love Her, But then she showed me her slippers.
Once There Was A Mirror That Killed Anyone Who Lied
French: I Think I Don’t Smoke (Died).
American: I Think I Love My Wife (Died).
Santa: I Think.. (Died)😂😂
Santa calls the Help Desk to complain about a computer problem.
Santa: Whenever I typed the password of the computer, it showed star and star only. What’s the problem?
Help Desk – Those stars protect you from the person standing behind you so that he can’t read your password.
Santa – Yes, that’s ok but stars appear even if no one is standing behind me.
Help Desk – Facepalm 😂😂
After knee replacement,
Orthopedic surgeon: u will have to use a walker for a few days after surgery.
Santa: ok, will Johnny Walker be okay?
Santa: Let’s Go To a Movie.
Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.
Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.🤣🤣
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