Best One Liner Relationship Jokes

A touch of humor is very important to keep a relationship healthy and stronger and to make your relationship even stronger, we’ve compiled a list of one liner relationship jokes.

A strong relationship includes trust and mutual respect and provides a sense of security, and emotional support. The relationship bond is always a special one whether it is between a husband and wife or a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Do you know why love jokes are important for any relationship? As they make awkward moments more comfortable and turn a gloomy situation into a pleasant one.

If you think your love life has become boring then these one liners will definitely bring humor and levity to your relationship. Our today’s jokes not only bring humor but also helps in consoling your partner after a fight!

These jokes can be a perfect ice breaker and believe me sharing them will definitely make your partner laugh out loud.

So our today’s collection of one liner relationship jokes can be a great way to lighten the mood and can add a little fun to the ups and downs of being in a relationship.

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101 One Liner Relationship Jokes

Get ready! Here comes the laughter ride of one liners from our side.

#1. Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

#2. Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices… you are one of them.

#3. I’m no photographer, but I can capture us together.

#4. You are like asthma because you just take my breath away.

#5. Although we’re not socks but we can make a great pair.

#6. Do you want to know who I’m in love with? Read the second word again.

#7. You’re like a dictionary; you are adding meaning to my life.

#8. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!

#9. Can I have your picture please so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

#10. Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

#11. Can you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.

#12. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

#13. Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.

#14. I felt incomplete until I married you but now I’m finished.

#15. All men are idiots, and I married their king.

#16. The best asset of the married man is … His ‘Lie-Ability’

#17. The perfect marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.

#18. What is Honeymoon: A man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss.

#19. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.

#20. I lost my teddy bear, so can I sleep with you?

#21. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?

#22. In a room full of art, I will only stare at you.

#23. Do you kiss me or do I have to lie in my diary?

#24. Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.

#25. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin “ME”.

#26. Is your name “WI-FI” because I’m sensing a strong connection?

#27. You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.

#28. You’re the cheese of my macaroni.

#29. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

#30. Sometimes I look at my girlfriend and think… Damn, she is very lucky!

#31. Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

#32. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

#33. On a scale of 1 to 5, you are the only 1 for me.

#34. All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you.

#35. The four most important words of every marriage: “I’ll do the dishes”.

#36. I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

#37. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

#38. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

#39. If love is blind, then why lingerie is popular?

#40. Gravitation is not the reason for people falling in love.

#41. You’re not a snack…you’re a seven-course meal!

#42. Love – is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.

#43. My girlfriend was complaining I never listen to her. Or something like that!

#44. What’s the best way for a husband to get consistent s*x? Marry a man.

#45. What is the ultimate reason for divorce? Marriage.

#46. My girlfriend said she wanted a perfect holiday, so I stay at home!

#47. Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore

#48. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

#49. I want you to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

#50. I told my boyfriend to text me when he got home. He must be homeless.

#51. My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.

#52. A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.

#53. Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.

#54. Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

#55. The less you love a woman, the faster your hand gets tired.

#56. Love helps to kill time and time helps to kill love.

#57. A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

#58. I don’t know anyone who is happily married. Except for my husband.

#59. I love you more than coffee. But please don’t let me prove it!

#60. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk again?

#61. Women fake o*gasms. Men fake whole relationships.

#62. I usually love men with confidence. Without that, what’s left to destroy?

#63. You’re like dandruff. I just can’t get you off my head.

#64. Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

#65. My husband wanted space. So I locked him outside.

#66. I play the world’s most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.

#67. Why is divorce so expensive? Because it’s worth it.

#68. What is a ghost’s idea of true love? A ghoul-friend.

#69. You can’t buy love, but you can pay dearly for it.

#70. The funniest joke of all time is my love life.

#71. Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes, it is February 14th.

#72. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees.

#73. My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

#74. Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling.

#75. You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.

#76. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

#77. Romantic love is a mental illness, but it is a pleasurable one.

#78. If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.

#79. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

#80. My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.

#81. My wife and I were happy for thirty years; then we met.

#82. I’ve had an off day, but seeing you always turn me on.

#83. You’re like coffee. Hot, and I want you every day.

#84. What do you call a man made out of garbage? Your ex-boyfriend.

#85. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl, who? Owl always loves you!

#86. I haven’t spoken to my wife for 15 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

#87. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

#88. It’s better to be the first lover than a fourth wife.

#89. Love is telling someone to go to Hell but hoping they get there safely.

#90. Some say love hurts. I say you’re probably just not using enough lub*.

#91. Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100 percent off tonight.

#92. What is the difference between a boyfriend and a child? I can’t find it, can you?

#93. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

#94. What do you call a couple who always agrees on everything? Boring.

#95. How does a couple stay together for 60 years? They never get divorced.

#96. Feel my shirt, it’s boyfriend material.

#97. Husband: I need space …Wife: Join NASA!!

#98. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

#99. My doctor says I am lacking vitamin U.

#100. What do you call a couple who always fight but never break up? A pair of steel.

#101. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Final Thoughts

There you have it! A healthy relationship is a foundation for building a happy and fulfilling life together from achieving personal and professional goals to growing old together.

The team of Statusbyzz sincerely hopes that you find our collection of one-liner relationship jokes a perfect one to put a smile on your partner’s face.

If you loved our blog then please share it with your special one. You can use our comment section to let us know the funniest joke from the list!

Till then see you!

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