40+ Love Jokes In English To Warm Your Heart

Do you know what makes & keeps a relationship great? A touch of humor! If you and your partner use humor to keep your bond healthy, then you two are made for each other. And to help you out, Statusbyzz brings these love jokes in English that will crack your partner up.

Jokes may lighten gloomy situations, make awkward moments more comfortable, and can be a great ice-breaker. But what’s more important is that they can be a great way to console your partner after a fight!

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Let’s add some humor to your love life with these hilarious love jokes in English that will crack you up. We guarantee you that these love jokes will put a smile on your partner’s face.

Sharing these jokes with your partner or spouse over text or face-to-face can make them laugh and keep the spirits of your healthy relationship alive. Here’s a suggestion – if she/he is mad, share these jokes ASAP!

So are you ready for a laughter ride? Here we go! 

Love Jokes In English You Can Enjoy With Your Partner

So here is our fantastic collection of love jokes in English that you just can’t miss! Share the and Enjoy them with your partner right away –

Love jokes

What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.

My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters… But if I take one of her dresses, she says, “we need to talk.”

When do bankers break up with their girlfriends?
When they seem to lose “interest”.

Me: “I love you.”
You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Definition of Honeymoon: a man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss.

Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You’re one of them.

Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.

What’s common between a girlfriend and an X-ray machine?
Both can see right through you.

Do you know why boyfriends are like cars?
Because they drive you crazy!

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.

Is your name WiFi?
Because I’m really feeling a connection

I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant. She started crying. Everyone thought I proposed to her so they started clapping.

What do you do if your girlfriend wants diamonds but you’re poor?
You give her a pack of cards.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

How the word “Wife” was invented? They took the first two and last two letters of “Wildlife”!

What is common between good boyfriends and parking spaces?
Both are already taken.

When do bees like to get married?
When they find their honey.

What did one watermelon say to the other?
You’re one in a melon!

Why do brides cry at their wedding?
Because they can’t marry the best man.

What do you call it when two nachos fall for each other?
A relation-dip.

Two golden rules of a happy marriage:
1. The wife is always right.
2. When you feel she is wrong, read rule number 1 again.

What do you call a man made out of garbage?
Your ex-boyfriend.

Tell me what happened when two vampires went on a date?
It was love at “first-bite”!

I think you are suffering…from a lack of vitamin me.

I love you more than coffee. But please don’t make me prove it.

Every day, I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”

Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think… Damn. He is one lucky man.

Marrying someone for their good looks is like buying a house for the paint color.

Why do wives use twice as many words as their husbands?
Because they always have to repeat themselves.

Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.

My name is Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?

I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.

Can I borrow a kiss from you?
I promise you that I will give it back.

Why do men like to fall in love at first sight?
Because doing so saves them a lot of money.

To Wrap Up,

We hope you enjoyed our love jokes in English! This was a long list of amazing love jokes that we have gathered to ensure you can enjoy a great time with your partner.

If you enjoyed it, please share it with your friends and colleagues on Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, etc. And do let us know in the comments which joke was your favorite!

Gratitude for reading!

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