You know what keeps a husband and wife bond stronger? A touch of humour! Hello everyone this time your favourite entertainment site, Statusbyzz comes up with 50 Husband Wife Jokes in English that will crack your partner up.
We guarantee you that these husband wife jokes will definitely put a smile on your partner’s face. You can crack these jokes anywhere with your partner and believe me she will laugh out load.
The bond between husband and wife is always special support as it includes safety, understanding, and love for each member. These jokes are meant for entertainment only and not to hurt husband wife emotions or feelings.
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Husband Wife Jokes In English
So are you ready for an ultimate dose of Husband wife jokes?? Here we go …
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Son: What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Father: Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
Wife: It’s our anniversary, darling. How do you suggest we celebrate?
Husband: With a minute of silence?
Wedding Rings – The world’s smallest handcuffs.
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

I felt incomplete until I married you. Now I’m finished.
How was the word “Wife” coined?
They took the first two and the last two letters of “Wildlife”!
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices.
You are one of them.

I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
When my wife and I argue, I always get the last word.
They’re usually, “I’m sorry. You’re right.”
Husband to Wife: I used to think I was indecisive, but after married I’m not too sure.
My wife let me remove all her clothes last night.
From the dryer.
Marrying someone for their good looks is like buying a house for the paint color.

Wife to Husband: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Wife: “Darling, can I go out in this dress?”
Husband: “Yes dear, it’s already dark out.”
Honey, do you think I gained weight?
No, I think the living room got smaller.
My wife told me to go and get something that would make her look sexy.
So I got drunk.
Husband: I need space …
Wife: Join NASA …

Once you’re married, people stop asking about your sex life.
They know you don’t have one.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
My wife and I share a sense of humor.
We have to.
She doesn’t have one.
I play the world’s most dangerous sport.
I disagree with my wife.
A friend of mine just got divorced.
He and his ex-wife split the house.
He got the outside.

My wife prefers to take the stairs, but I always take the elevator.
I guess we were just raised differently.
Wife: Let’s go out and have fun tonight!
Husband: Okay but, if you get back before me, leave the light on.
My wife gives me sound advice: 99% sound and 1% advice
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Me: Hi, Pregnant; I’m Dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
A married man’s best asset is … His ‘Lie-Ability’
Some More Husband Wife Jokes In English
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your wife!
Marriage is when a man and woman become one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Marriage is full of surprises, but it’s mostly just asking each other, “Do you have to do that right now?”
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen of them.

Marriages are made in heaven.
But so are thunder and lightning.
When a newly married woman looks happy, we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Man: I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
Friend: Why not?
Man: I don’t like to interrupt her.
I was emotional when I caught my husband looking at our marriage certificate.
Then I found out he was looking for an expiration date.
Full form of Wife:
W-without
I-Information
F-Fight
E-Everytime

I’m not a yes man to my wife—when she says no, I say no.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years.
Then we met
A wise man once said, “I don’t know. ask my wife.”
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 20 years.
If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.
Make love, not war, and If you want both, get married.

My spouse’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number?
I responded: Who is this?
The ideal marriage is between a deaf man and a blind woman.
Wife: “Undress me using your words only. I dare you.”
Husband: “There’s a huge spider on your bra.
Definition of honeymoon: A man’s last holiday before he starts working for a new boss!!

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