Hitler whose full name was Adolf Hitler widely regarded as one of the most notorious figures yet we are making fun of him. So in this blog, we bring funny Hitler jokes to make you laugh until you cry.
Hitler was a German politician and leader of the Nazi Party. He was the major reason behind World War II and the deaths of millions of people.
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Hilarious Hitler Jokes and Nazi Jokes
#1. Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race
#2. Why does Hitler deserve heaven, because he killed Hitler?
#3. If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one… Turn on the gas.
#4. What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
#5. What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue?
One comes out of the chamber.
#6. Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait… never mind…
#7. When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
One, he killed himself.
#8. Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
#9. What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
#10. What is Hitler’s least favorite month?
Jewly
#11. What’s the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
#12. What is Hitler’s favorite game?
Nahtzee
#13. Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
#14. Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2?
He killed Hitler.
#15. What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
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#16. Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the poles.
#17. What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded? I can Nazi!
#18. How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
#19. What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
#20. What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
#21. Why can’t Hitler play baseball?
It’s three Reichs and you’re out.
#22. A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”
#23. Why are Germans, bad cooks?
The only good one killed himself.
#24. My true hero is the person who killed Hitler!
#25. Why did Hitler hate golf?
Because he ended up in the bunker.
#26. Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
#27. Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
Jews have 10 fingers.
#28. What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common? They both finished the races!
#29. Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts?
He only had one.
#30. What is the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, the only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterward.
#31. What is Hitler’s favorite food?
A Hindenburg
#32. What car does Hitler drive?
A fuhrerri.
#33. Why did Hitler’s girlfriend break up with him?
He Hit-ler
#34. Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
#35. Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
#36. What’s the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me
#37. What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
#38. What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
#39. What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
#40. I’d love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him.
#41. What’s the difference between you and Hitler?
At least he knows how to use an oven.
#42. You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine’s Day and he says “Will you be my Valenein?”
#43. What’s Hitler’s favorite letter? Not Z.
#44. What grades did Hitler get in art school?
Not C’s.
#45. How did Hitler keep his shoelaces from coming untied?
Little knotsies.
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#46. What do you call Hitler in a pool?
Adolfin.
#47. What did Hitler call his records store?
The Vinyl Solution.
#48. Hitler jokes are rude. Anne Frank-ly we don’t care.
#49. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
His gas bill was too high
#50. What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
#51. What is Hitler’s favorite thing to eat?
Not seafood.
#52. Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
#53. Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
Jews have 10 fingers.
#54. Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the poles.
#55. The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
#56. I was named after Hitler.
Chronologically that is.
#57. What’s Hitler’s least favorite planet?
Jewpiter.
#58. What was Hitler’s favorite TV show?
The Amazing Race.
#59. Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
#60. What was Adolf Hitler’s favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.
#61. What did Hitler give he’s niece for her birthday?
His gas bill was to high
#62. Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
#63. What has more brains than Hitler?
The wall behind him.
#64. What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
#65. If you don’t think history is amusing, then you’ve clearly never seen Hitler in shorts.
#66. What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
#67. What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost
#68. Why didn’t Hitler ever say sorry?
He didn’t speak English.
#69. Bad Hitler puns are infuhreriating.
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#70. Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ’s?
He always burns the franks.
#71. We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
#72. Who’s the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
#73. Say what you like about Hitler, the man had ball.
#74. What is Hitler’s favorite game?
Nahtzee
#75. Why couldn’t Hitler eat oranges?
Because he hated the juice
#76. What was Hitler’s favorite letter?
Definitely Not-Z.
#77. Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
#78. Why are Germans bad cooks?
The only good one killed himself
#79. What was the one thing Hitler did well?
Kill himself.
#80. What was Hitlers 4 digit PIN number?
9999.
#81. Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie’s.
#82. What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
#83. What side of history was Hitler on?
The Genocide.
#84. Why does Hitler deserve heaven, because he killed Hitler.
#85. What did Hitler call his favourite chair?
Mein Kampfy Chair.
#86. What was Hitler’s lucky number?
Nein
#87. God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven. Hitler: Kills himself.
#88. Hitler: “It’s getting cold. What is ze Wetter forecast?”
Hail, Hitler.
#89. Why doesn’t Hitler take cabs?
He is more of an Ubermensch.
#90. Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
#91. Hitler wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia and a piece of Turkey.
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#92. Hitler must have been a really bad golfer.
Fancy committing suicide just because he was trapped in a bunker.
#93. What does Hitler sleep with?
Mein Kampforter.
#94. What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn’t?
Ended a race.
#95. What’d they call Adolf Hitler when he lost his job?
Laidoff Hitler.
#96. What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
An easy bake oven.
#97. Wanna party with me like you just don’t care?
Put your hand up 45° in the air!
#98. How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In knotsies.
#99. What’s the difference between Hitler and you?
One didn’t keep posting on twitter about killing them selfs
#100. What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him?
Führereous
#101. Why didn’t Hitler’s girlfriend like giving him a BJ?
It left a Nazi taste in her mouth
To Sum Up,
There you have it. Although Hitler was the evil figure in History, his jokes make us go LOL. We sincerely hope you enjoyed reading our blog on Hitler jokes that we have for you today.
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